Description

You mean it controls your actions?

While it is botanically a fruit, it is considered a vegetable for culinary purposes (as well as under U.S. customs regulations, see Nix v. Hedden), which has caused some confusion.

These products may or may not maintain the nutritional integrity of the vegetable used to produce them.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. What?!

While their products leave much to be desired, Acme delivery service is second to none;

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit … that’s why I’m transferring to business school!